Yes to all the commandments!! My partner and I were about to resort to separate rooms after 15 years on account of his snoring but a C-pap machine recently saved our relationship.
Hilarious, and so much to identify with. My husband makes sounds that are positively bovine and should only be heard in the farmyard, when he rolls over. I now know why my grandparents had twin beds.
She’s so determined to stay close that she’s become a champion log-roller. Last night might’ve changed her attitude though. She’s been sitting in the chair next to Franck’s desk this morning, glaring at him.
You are speaking for a great many women, someone get this woman a microphone.
Do we share the same husband?
I salute your ability to see the funny side at 3.36am!
I had two options: write about it or beat him senseless with yesterday’s leftover baguette.
both! Do both!! ;)
I can picture this as a novel, each chapter headed by a rule
Can you imagine??? It’d be a great way too air some really dirty laundry. 🤣
I can even see that exact title on a front-of-shop Waterstones table.
Draft by Sunday, yeah?
I’ll do my best! 🫡
Yes to all the commandments!! My partner and I were about to resort to separate rooms after 15 years on account of his snoring but a C-pap machine recently saved our relationship.
His saving grace is that he doesn’t snore much. He farts like a factory though.
Hahaha I don’t know what’s worse.
Ooohhh lady, what a night!! I think we’re sleeping with the same man. 🤣😉
He’d better hope that’s not true. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious, and so much to identify with. My husband makes sounds that are positively bovine and should only be heard in the farmyard, when he rolls over. I now know why my grandparents had twin beds.
I literally have dreams about pigs. 😆
Mine, moos 🐮
Well that’s disconcerting—and possibly a medical condition!
It's amazing we've survived 40 years in the same bed - though it's gone from a meagre double to a super king.
Same!
Oh god, I'm a flopper when I roll over. I'd better not show this to The Muse.
Condolences to your wife. 💐
Hilarious, Linda! Oof. And so glad I don’t have a cat, to complicate the rules further.
She’s so determined to stay close that she’s become a champion log-roller. Last night might’ve changed her attitude though. She’s been sitting in the chair next to Franck’s desk this morning, glaring at him.
Haha! Cats hold grudges.